.*Job at the FBI*
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> The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
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> After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done,
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> There were 3 finalists;
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> Two men and a woman.
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> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door
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> And handed him a gun.
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> 'We must know that you will follow your instructions
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> No matter what the circumstances.
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> Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . . Kill
> her!!'
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> The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'
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> The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job.
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> Take your wife and go home.'
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> The second man was given the same instructions.
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> He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
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> The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my
> wife.'
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> The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
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> Finally, it was the woman's turn.
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> She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.
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> She took the gun and went into the room.
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> Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
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> Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
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> The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her
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> 'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.
> 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'
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> *MORAL:
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> Women are crazy. Don't mess with them*
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