TESLAMARIn: February 2011

Monday, February 28, 2011

18 SG Apa perasaan anda bila tengok video ni?. Geram? Sedih? Tak caye?

syiah ni dah melampau-lampau

UMNO

RAKYAT DI DAHULUKAN PENCAPAIAN DIUTAMAKAN

BERSATU
BERSETIA
BERKHIDMAT

PAUTAN :UMNO ONLINE

Ustaz Kazim-Kalimah Allah part 6

PART 6 DAN AKHIR

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Ustaz Kazim-Kalimah Allah part 5.avi

sambungan dari part 4 dan seterusnya,

DOA PAS TELAH DI MAKBULKAN TUHAN

Soalan dari DAP.

DAP meminta kepastian kepada PAS samada benarkah mengikut kepercayaan Islam bahawa akan muncul DAJAL di bumi 1 hari nanti cuba memerintah Dunia dengan menghasut orang Islam menentang Allah dan bersama2 makhluk tersebut menentang Islam.

PAS tidak menafikan perkara tersebut. Puak DAP selepas menyoal kepada PAS, jika benar berlaku hal sedemikian, pada ketika itu, PAS pada ketika itu hendak menyokong Kerajaan UMNO ataupun DAJAL.?

Jawapan PAS.

PAS dengan bongkak menjawab, "Hahahahaha, aku kalau boleh nak berdoa sekarang mintak tolong DAJJAL muncul dan bantu kita musnahkan UMNO. Aku tak tahulah, jijik bila nak kerjasama dengan UMNO. Sampaikan hati aku cakap DAJJAL ni 10 kali lebih baik dari UMNO. Baik aku ikut DAJJAL."

UNTUK PENGUNDI DI KERDAU DAN MERLIMAU SEDARLAH BAHAWA DAP TU ADALAH DAJJAL

CERITA LANJUT,

PAUTAN: MALAY DELIMA

Saturday, February 26, 2011

18 SX, CINCIN AYAM,MENGIKUT TERJEMAHAN.

ADUN PERUPOK DAN SELINSING DILARANG BACA

UNTUK LELAKI SAHAJA PEREMPUAN DILARANG BACA

Enhancing Partner Sex With Men’s Sex Toys

Enhancing Partner Sex With Men’s Sex Toys

You may say there are so many sex toys out there, why exactly cock rings to talk about? Simply because I consider cock rings to be the best men’s sex toys ever. All experiences I’ve had with men who wear cock rings can be described in one word: exceptional. So if you haven’t tried a cock ring yet, you missed a lot. And I’m telling this both men and women, since those cock rings that are designed to stimulate female clit, or clit and anus together – bring unforgettable, mind-blowing, amazing, “screaming” pleasure.

What exactly a cock ring does for Him

The erections of the penis are caused by blood flowing to the penis through vessels. All spaces inside the penis shaft become filled up with blood what leads to gorgeous swelling. In its turn, the swelling blocks the veins from letting blood away form penis, and blood becomes “trapped” for a time till explosive ejaculation. The idea of cock rings is to keep blood and pressure a bit longer, letting your cock look harder, bigger, impressive and stay erected for a longer amount of time. As a result: prolonged sex and enhanced orgasm, because when you finally ejaculate, the sensation feels more intense since it took more time and extra blood to come. Besides the above mentioned things, some cock rings give the feel of as though someone’s hand is gripping your cock and balls. I know most men love their stuff squeezed. Isn’t that so?

However, it’s important not to overdo with the time of wearing cock rings: don’t play with your cock ring for more then 15-20 minutes at a time and never leave it for a night, because you may damage the blood vessels, get stuck and end up in the emergency room.

To reach real pleasure, in a safe way, you need to choose your cock ring size carefully, since most cock rings are not about “one size fits all”. It’s important, because the purpose of these sex toys is to increase the size of the erection slightly. So, never use cock rings that are too tight. If you experience pain, numbness, the feel of cold or even discoloration – remove sex toy and try another one which suits you best.

The cock rings are as much fun for him as they are for her…

What exactly a cock ring does for Her

Cock rings come in different types and one of the greatest, from female perspective, are those that are designed to stimulate a woman. Generally, there are two main types of men’s vibrating penis rings that are designed for partner sex: cock rings that provide clitoral excitement and multiple stimulation cock rings that serve as erection enhancer for penis, and offer both clitoral and anal stimulation. Some of non-vibrating cock rings also have special features as bumpy texture to tease her anus, clitoris and the whole entrance area. However, my pussy gives preference to men’s vibrating companions, because there is nothing better than lots of stimulation, vibration and pulsation here and there. In addition to the mind-blowing physical sensations, there is a visual affect. For me, the sexiest cock rings are the ones that go around his balls and bring them closer. It looks the pure eye-candy, provoking me to lick over all his stuff.

Cock rings can be used for masturbation and partner sex. Of course, I don’t have firsthand experience to share with you regarding cock rings and masturbation, but talking on partner sex, I report you that good cock rings truly intensify sensations of both lovers.

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Ustaz Kazim-Kalimah Allah part 4.avi

UNTUK MENONTON PART SETERUSNYA TEKAN 'UP NEXT' SELEPAS TAMAT VIDEO INI

Ustaz Kazim-Kalimah Allah part 3.avi

dengar pada minit ke 5, kalau semua Ahli Parlimen dan DUN macam ni, aman sejahtera negara ini dan lebih maju semua rakyat tak kira parti.

Untuk mendengar part seterusnya tekan 'up next' selepas tamat video ini

Friday, February 25, 2011

Ustaz Kazim-Kalimah Allah part 2.avi

Ustaz Kazim-Kalimah Allah part 1.avi

UNTUK PART SETERUSNYA KLIK 'UP NEXT' SELEPAS TAMAT VIDEO INI

ustaz kazim elias - bila kita ada ayah dan ibu part 1.mp4

untuk part 2 tekan cadangan 'up next' selepas tamat video ini.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

NIK AZIZ KENA KETUK KEPALA SEKALI LAGI

1. Dalam Utusan Malaysia 18hb Februari, 2011, Nik Aziz bertanya apa bukti dia mengkafir UMNO.

2. Allah Maha Kaya.

3. Kepada soalannya, dia sendiri menjawab, "Tolak agama ambil nasionalis, apa nama kerja ini". Jadi nasionalis UMNO di dakwa oleh Nik Aziz menolak agama. Dan dia bertanya, "apa nama kerja ini". Tolak agama bermakna kafir. Jadi Nik Aziz tuduh UMNO kafir.

By wabi

on February 24, 2011 9:15 AM

1. Siapa yang berani tegur nik aziz dalam PAS, seperti juga siapa yang berani tegor Tun semasa menjadi PM?

2. Nik Aziz juga seorang manuasia, kadang2 syaitan boleh menghasut nya.

3. Percayalah, kawan yang baik ialah kawan yang yang berani menegur bila kita mula terlalai.

4. Saya percaya, Nik Aziz boleh memperingatkan TUN, dan TUN boleh memperingatkan DATO Nik Aziz.

5. Siapa yang menang dan siapa yang kalah?

6. Yang kalah ialah syaitan dan kuncu-kuncu yang yang melaga-lagakan dua insan ini.

7. Yang menang ialah TUN dan DATO'serta yang ingin melihat kedua-duanya saling mengingati antara satu sama lain.

8. Saya inginkan kedua-dua TOKOH ini akhirnya masuk SYURGA..bersama KITA semua InsyaALLAH.

4. Nik Aziz menuduh saya fikir agama ini sembahyang, puasa, nikah kahwin, tengok anak bulan, itu sahaja agama saya. Memang pun bagi saya semua ini adalah sebahagian daripada ajaran agama Islam. Apa dianya yang saya tolak berkenaan agama dengan menjadi seorang nasionalis? Ini tidak diterangkan.

5. Tetapi sebelumnya dia mendakwa "sokong PAS ertinya sokong Islam". Kita jadi Islam setelah mengucap dua kalimah syahadah - "Tiada Tuhan (yang disembah) melainkan Allah dan Nabi Muhammad adalah Rasul Allah".

6. Apakah Nik Aziz berpendapat hanya setelah mengucap "sokong PAS" baru jadi Islam dan sebelum itu kafir? Ini juga bermakna Nik Aziz mengkafirkan saya.

7. Tidak ada pengertian lain dengan dakwaan UMNO tolak Islam selain daripada mendakwa UMNO adalah kafir.

8. Apa lagi bukti yang dikehendaki oleh Nik Aziz yang dia telah mengkafir saya dan UMNO kerana kami nasionalis yang tidak sokong PAS.

SELANJUTNYA: SINI DAN SINI

Untukmu Ibu

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

PENARIKAN SIARAN 18 SX KALAU JANTAN DAH TAK TAHAN LAGI

HARI:RABU
TARIKH:23 FEB 2011
TAJUK: KAMPUNGKU

ATAS PERMINTAAN RAMAI POST 18 SX KALAU JANTAN DAH TAK TAHAN LAGI
TERPAKSA DITARIK BALIK DARI SIARAN.HARAP MAAF
sesiapa yang nak gambar tersebut boleh e-mail saya di dan707_98@yahoo.com

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

USTAZ Wong Chin Huat

IMAN TIDAK BOLEH DIWARISI

18 SX MALU TAPI MAU

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 22, 2011

DUA TIGA HARI NI, KENYANG KITA DIBUAT DEK TEAM NADI RAKYAT DENGAN PENDEDAHAN BERGEGAR PASAL KES PERUPOK.

AKU NAK CAKAP PUN TAK RETI. TAPI AKU TUMPANG SYOK GAK SORANG-SORANG...EMPAT LIMA KALI GAK AKU ULANG TENGOK GAMBAR DALAM BLOG DIORANG TU....HAISH!.....GEGAR!

MENGGELETAR LUTUT BEB.........

AKU PERHATIKAN, DAH JADI LUMRAH, KALAU STORY PANAS CAMTU, MEMANG DAPAT SAMBUTAN HEBAT. TAK KISAH LA TU...ASAL PANDAI KONTROL KEPALA, KALAU TAK, MAU MERANGKAK BRO!

GUA PUN TAK MAU LEPAS PELUANG GAK BRO........

PAUTAN:

http://ujangranggi.blogspot.com/

Sunday, February 20, 2011

KELENTONG DAPig TELAH TERBUKTI

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 2011

PERSATUAN KONTRAKTOR BUMIPUTRA PULAU PINANG MEMBUAT PENDEDAHAN KELENTONG DAP PULAU PINANG.

JUMLAH PROJEK YANG DI TERIMA OLEH KONTRAKTOR BUMIPUTRA BERKURANGAN. SEDANGKAN PERBELANJAAN BAGI PROJEK PEMBANGUNAN YANG DILAKSANAKAN DI PULAU PINANG MENCAPAI PERATUSAN TERTINGGI BERBANDING NEGERI LAIN.

Belanja pembangunan di P. Pinang tertinggi 12/02/2011 6:32pm. KEPALA BATAS 12 Feb — Perbelanjaan bagi projek pembangunan yang dilaksanakan oleh kerajaan persekutuan di Pulau Pinang mencapai peratusan tertinggi dari aspek penggunaan peruntukan berbanding negeri lain, kata Menteri di Jabatan Perdana Menteri,

BERITA LANJUT:KLIK SINI

Tiada lagi DEB - Antara langkah awal kerajaan DAP, PKR Pulau Pinang. Oleh HABIBAH OMAR. Lim Guan Eng (kanan) dan bapanya, Lim Kit Siang meninjau bandar Georgetown dari tingkap pejabat Ketua Menteri di tingkat 28 Bangunan Komtar, Pulau Pinang selepas mengangkat sumpah semalam.

Berita lanjut:KLIK SINI

Kesimpulannya, juak juak pembangkang ni tahu tak, yang itu menunjukkan tender yang diperolehi oleh kontraktor melayu, hanya tender buat longkang dan buat jalan aje, yang untungnya tak seberapa.

Pasal apa tak tunjuk tender Jabatan-jabatan lain. Disinilah pentadbiran LGE mengiktiraf, yang dikatakan urus tadbir Cekap, Akauntabiliti dan Telus (CAT), bahawa kontraktor melayu hanya layak buat longkang dan jalan aje (sungguh telus).

CERITA PENUH:KLIK SINI

Saturday, February 19, 2011

BEING A MOTHER........

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 17, 2011

I had tears reading this..

BEING A MOTHER....

After 17 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, 'I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you.'

The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been alone for 20 years, but the demands of my work and my two boys had made it possible to visit her only occasionally.

That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie.

'What's wrong, aren't you well,' she asked?

My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news.

'I thought it would be pleasant to spend some time with you,' I responded. 'Just the two of us.' She thought about it for a moment, and then said, 'I would like that very much..'

That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about our date. She waited in the door. She had curled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to celebrate her last birthday on November 19th.

She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an angel's. 'I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they were impressed,' she said, as she got into that new white van. 'They can't wait to hear about our date'.

We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant, was very nice and cozy. My mother took my arm as if she were the First Lady. After we sat down, I had to read the menu. Her eyes could only read large print. Half way through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me. A nostalgic smile was on her lips. 'It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small,' she said. 'Then it's time that you relax and let me return the favor,' I responded.

During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation- -nothing extraordinary but catching up on recent events of each other's life. We talked so much that we missed the movie.

As we arrived at her house later, she said, 'I'll go out with you again, but only if you let me invite you.' I agreed.

'How was your dinner date ?' asked my wife when I got home.
'Very nice. Much more so than I could have imagineed,' I answered.

A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart attack. It happened so suddenly that I didn't have a chance to do anything for her.

Some time later, I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant receipt from the same place mother and I had dined. An attached note said:
'I paid this bill in advance. I wasn't sure that I could be there; but nevertheless, I paid for two plates - one for you and the other for your wife. You will never know what that night meant for me. I love you, son..'

At that moment, I understood the importance of saying in time: 'I LOVE YOU' and to give our loved ones the time that they deserve.. Nothing in life is more important than your family. Give them the time they deserve, because these things cannot be put off till 'some other time.'

SOMEBODY said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby..... SOMEBODY doesn't know that once you're a mother, 'normal' is history.

SOMEBODY said you learn how to be a mother by instinct... SOMEBODY never took a three-year-old shopping.

SOMEBODY said being a mother is boring.... SOMEBODY never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.

SOMEBODY said if you're a 'good' mother, your child will 'turn out good'.... SOMEBODY thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.

SOMEBODY said you don't need an education to be a mother.... SOMEBODY never helped a fourth grader with his math.

SOMEBODY said you can't love the second child as much as you love the first.... SOMEBODY doesn't have two children.

SOMEBODY said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery.... SOMEBODY never watched her 'baby' get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten or on a plane headed for military 'boot camp.'

SOMEBODY said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married.... SOMEBODY doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.

SOMEBODY said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home...... SOMEBODY never had grandchildren.

SOMEBODY said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her.... SOMEBODY isn't a mother.

Pass this along to all the 'mothers' in your life and to everyone who ever had a mother. This isn't just about being a mother; it's about appreciating the people in your life while you have them....no matter who that person is.

credit to:

landhall <azzete@yahoo.com>

DALANG ANTI PERPADUAN

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 2011

DALANG
ANTI
PERPADUAN

SEDARLAH WAHAI PUAK PAS DAN PKR BAHAWA DAPig ITU ADALAH PUAK YANG TAK SUKA TENGOK MELAYU DAN ISLAM BERSATU. KALAU KITA BERSATU DIAORANG TAKLEH CARI MAKAN PUNYA......

Dah banyak kali masyarakat Malaysia meminta pihak Kementerian Dalam negeri mengambil tindakan tegas terhadap Pertubuhan Haram HINDRAF ini. Bukan sekali kami nyatakan akan kebiadapan Hindraf malah dah beratus ratus kali.

Jika pihak KDN tidak mampu melaksanakan tuga maka elok sahaja biar kami yang menyelesaikan HINDRAF ini mengikut cara kami yang di fikirkan sesuai. Bukan susah pun...sekejap je dah selesai!!!

PAUTAN: papagomo

KATA DULANG PAKU SEREPIH.............................................

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 2011

PANTUN DUA KERAT UNTUK AHLI PAS

DUN SELINSING DUN PERUPUK

AWAK SINSING ABANG TARUK.

KAH KAH KAH KAH

TAK KIRALAH BINI ORANG KE.

PANTUN DUA KERAT UNTUK PKR

LU HANTAM BINI ORNAG, ATAS KERETAPI COACH BELAKANG.

WA HANTAM SEMUA SEKALI JANTAN, BINI ORANG, DEPAN BELAKANG.

Lebih 60 tahun PAS berjuang untuk menegak kan negara Islam. Berbagai taktik telah di lancarkan untuk meraih sokongan dari rakyat terutamanya melayu yang beragama Islam. Setelah gagal, PAS memberi ugutan pula kepada kaum melayu yang beragama Islam - UNDI UMNO KAFIR!

PAS telah mengsahkan bahawa parti UMNO adalah parti KAFIR kerana berjuang bersama MCA dan MIC. Dengan ertikata UMNO bersengkokol dengan kaum kafir. Istilah kafir mengafir yang di laungkan oleh PAS inilah yang telah memberi banyak kerosakan perpaduan melayu/Islam. Seterusnya PAS telah berjaya memecah belahkan kaum nya sendiri.

SEKARANG DEPA GATAI PLAK BERGANDING DENGAN DAPig.

KATA DULANG PAKU SEREPIH,

KATA KAT ORANG, AKU PULAK YANG MELEBIH LEBIH.........EH TERLEBIH LA PLAK.......

PAUTAN :lebai-mangkuk